nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

(via pizza)

oomshi:

how the fuck do they get cars inside the mall to display

(via gnarly)

crumbduck:

*choking back tears* wanna fight 

(via uglinessisreality)

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

(via pizza)

geneticallyidenticals:

*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

(Source: mistienight, via breaking-the-grohl)

deadbishop:

I was reading about Thomas Jefferson’s medical history and

Violent headache for two days after behaving awkwardly in front of a girl he fancied (March 1764, age 20)

(via uglinessisreality)

cornfuse:

you’re as unsatisfying as cold french fries

(via pizza)